What Your Guy Needs: A Gift Guide to the Ladies
Ladies, having trouble finding that perfect gift for the dude in your life? Most likely, when you asked the guy what he wants for Christmas, he responded with a generic statement like “Uh, I don’t know, stuff?” The reason he says this isn’t because he is trying to be unhelpful, it’s just that we honestly have no idea what we want, ever. Ask us which quarterback is the best of all time and we have all kinds of input and ideas (it’s Drew Brees). Ask us which top you should wear out: Sure we could probably help out, even though you’re going to end up going with the other one. Ask us what we want for Christmas: Not. Fucking. Happening. Moral of the story: We don’t know what we want because we don’t like to be put on the spot. So instead of putting your dude on the spot and getting no useful information out of him, win girlfriend/fiancée/wife of the year by getting him some gifts off of our list below.
Every dude wants to feel like a gentleman. These slow melting ice molds will take him from zero to most interesting man in the world in no time.
Well, those ice molds are going to need glasses to go in. The Uncommon Green has several cities available to make it possible to give your guy’s barware a personalized, local feel.
You want him to read more. He wants to be the dude in his group that knows everything there is to fucking know about whiskey and moonshining. This is a win-win.
You want a happy man? Get him booze. You want to a ring? Get him booze. You want chores done? Get him boo…just kidding, they aren’t getting done.
We travel for work and all of your betches weddings. Need to make sure our toiletry game is on point.
Grilling is an art. (Insert your dude’s name here) is an artist. The grill is his canvas. These are his tools.
Netflix. HBO Go, Watch ESPN, Showtime Anytime. Need I say more?
This gift would be lost on me, as I don’t shave my face. However, a lot of dudes need to keep it clean for work trips. Any company that calls itself “The Art of _______” doesn’t fuck around with producing top notch products in their field.
Every guy needs a set of black wayfarers in their arsenal. Why folding, you may ask? Because they are sunglasses that fold more times than an origami crane, and that’s awesome. That’s why.
Maybe he travels a lot. Maybe he wants to listen to his music while doing manly shit around the house. Maybe sometimes he just can’t take your shit and needs to tune you out.
Every man needs a go-to timepiece for everyday activities. The gunmetal version of this watch is a man’s wet dream.
Too far? Probably, but so is the $3,000 bag in your closet that you use once a year. Pony up!
That’s all I could come up with for now. If you have any ideas that didn’t make the list, feel free to bounce them off of us in the comment section below and we’d be happy to let you know our perspective on them. Happy Holidays!
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